10:45 am GMT
I was working on a piece questioning the inefficacy of the last, let's hope, of the "doom" worm family, this one dubbed "F", that's for sure, as it didn't do jack, but my interest in this badly written and non-spreading variant was because it targeted the RIAA along with Microsoft. Yes, I wanted to see them taken down, but not at the expense of it messing up users' computers. Then I read something that sent alan watts through me -- the Spark I needed.
I've written about Gigabyte a couple of times, quite recently, in fact. The first, banged out in August, "Teen Coder Gigabyte Has C# Teeth", the second, "Writer's of Mass Destruction" from February 4, in which I defended her after some guy from Kaspersky claimed she wrote the SoBig virus, total and utter BS. So just imagine how the Spark went nova after spotting Gigabyte's name in Zone-H's forum, and after reading guy after guy trash her, someone posted she'd been arrested. Clear now? Google! Oh yeah, it was true, 10 days after my report, on Valentine's Day, no less.
I think of virus and worm writers and trojan creators as pond scum, but Gigabyte was different. As I keep saying, I was fascinated by this Belgian teen who had it in for the wank I love to hate, Graham Cluley from Sophos so badly, almost everything she created was aimed at him. This dude loves it, he can't stop talking about it, over and over there he is spouting like a little teapot about her and the viruses she wrote directed at him. Btw, they never got in the wild.
Now, imagine my growl upon seeing the first link on Google pointed to Sophos. I was surprised to see that Cluely hadn't written it and it begins with a bit about her arrest, the years she could do in prison, the fine she's facing, that her website had been closed down, her five computers confiscated, the usual, but then I got to this part:
"Gigabyte has gained quite the reputation. Being an outspoken female in a male-dominated arena as well as her strange relationship with my colleague, Graham Cluley, has made her a favourite for the media" said Carole Theriault, security analyst at Sophos. "The simple fact is that writing and distributing viruses is not cool, and one wonders why such a young and obviously clever girl would flirt with the path of a common criminal."
Then it goes on to describe in some detail, the viruses she's written and I couldn't have kept a straight face if I had to when reading:
"W32/Qizy-A
December 2003
Posing as a Christmas screensaver, the Qizy worm asked infected users a number of questions, including what Sophos's Graham Cluley kept between his toes. Correct answers revealed map directions to a mystery package."
Of course I clicked on W32/Qizy-A and my endorphin level is rising fast as I crack up reading about it. First, pay close attention to this:
"At the time of writing, Sophos has received no reports from users affected by this worm. However, we have issued this advisory following enquiries to our support department from customers." I find this extremely funny as it's clear this is just a joke, no one will ever get it, yet this outfit goes on to list the questions as well as the answers.
"The dropped program informs the user of the infection and claims they may be able to disinfect it once they answer ten questions correctly."
1. Which animal would Santa have if he actually existed?
2. In which country do I live?
3. Which season do I hate the most?
4. What does antivirus person Graham Cluley have between his toes?
5. What kinda virus is an HLLC virus?
6. Which chipset does a U.S. Robotics 22Mbps Wireless PCCard have?
7. Which keyboard layout is used in Belgium?
8. In which language did I write Parrot?
9. And Darkness?
10. In the 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' series, there's a vampire who had a chip in his head for a while. What's his name?
Aha, further reading proves she was cited as the creator after her arrest. There was no mention of this when I was researching her less than 3 weeks ago.
"On completing the quiz correctly, the user is advised to go to www.geocities.com/quiz_map for disinfection instructions. The site contains a map and five photos, allegedly giving directions to a 'package' which will provide disinfection.
The W32/Qizy-A worm was written by the Belgian virus writer, Gigabyte. A 19-year-old woman believed to be Gigabyte was arrested in February 2004." Btw, the answer to what's between Cluley's toes is cheese.
I found more on NetworkAssociates, who reports: "This worm was submitted to several anti-virus vendors by the virus author, directly. It is not known to be in the wild."
Screeech. Smell the rubber. 'It is not known to be in the wild'. Man these AV peeps piss me off. It's obvious to me no harm was meant -- '...may not succeed due to bugs in the code', 'not in the wild'. Cripes, The glaring absence of the writer's name is what's bugging me. Something stinks.
This is more like it. From silicon.com who subheads their article with "Is the war with 'Clueless' over for her now?
A female Belgian virus writer who has been waging a very public and protracted war against Sophos anti-virus expert Graham Cluley has been arrested and charged by the authorities.
Over the past few years 'Gigabyte' has launched a number of viruses, all identified by a strong anti-Cluley theme. One launched a game on infected PCs which challenged readers to answer questions about the man the author had nicknamed 'Clueless'. Another game required infected users to knock Cluley's head off on a modified coconut shy." They omit mentioning these were never in the wild. Dammit.
The rat stench is getting stronger. It seems silicon.com has been writing about the two quite a bit. Like this from July:
"However, Cluley and Sophos seem convinced Gigabyte is under the impression the ubiquitous malware expert thinks women and girls aren't computer savvy.
He told silicon.com: "She may have misunderstood my comments in the past. My point is that boys mature later than girls, which is why girls see how pointless it is writing viruses."
Cluley admitted Gigabyte, who is known to be a Belgian computer studies student and aged 18 or 19, is "a competent programmer". She has also become something of a sex symbol for young male hackers who frequently try to contact her via her website - a kind of cyber-savvy Lara Croft figure, an image backed up after a silhouetted TV interview last year showed her kick-boxing.
Cluley added, with a touch of sarcasm: "She is fascinated in me for one reason or another. I'm in a position of authority, so maybe she looks up to me. I'd like to think she's taken with the cut of my jib."" Expletives censored. Back to the arrest article.
"Ironically it was that strong streak of the self-publicist in Gigabyte which ultimately led to her undoing. Carole Theriault, a security analyst at Sophos, said: "It is normally incredibly difficult to track down virus writers but when they start coming out and boasting about what they are doing they can often help us to find out where they are."
But perhaps the bitterest irony for the outspoken Cluley in all of this is that he is away on holiday as the news breaks. Never one to shy away from public comment, he will be kicking himself to miss this one.""
Ohyeah, sure, sure. I picture him gleefully rubbing his hands together and grinning over what he thinks was a job well done. Come on, who else could have had her arrested? I'm sure once his holiday is over, his mouth will be flapping all over the net about how justice prevailed. Wanker.
The Register also wrote about her arrest, and like every other site, included her beef with Cluley: "She was also well known for frquent run-ins with ubiquitous AV spokesman Graham Cluley over his sociological analysis of virus writers. In anti-virus circles, Cluley is well-known for describing virus writers (VXers) in less than flattering terms, once memorably saying they only wrote malicious code because they were spotty teenage nerds who couldn't pull. Gigabyte took exception to remarks like this, even going as far as writing viral code that mocked Cluley."
Interesting. Google still has a cached page of her site and that allowed access to her guest book. Jeezus, some of the entries are just plain evil and nasty, though there are many who cheer her on. Most keep ragging on her for her stance against Microsoft and the stupidity of having her code on her site for download. I must agree with that -- big mistake. Wow, after reading a whole slew of entries, only after her arrest was Clueley mentioned.
"I like what your doing - and your methodology behind it. Don't change - people like you are what keeps this world interesting and worth living in. Cluley would have us be mindless robots who know nothing and wish to learn nothing about computers. Some of the comments people make on your site are ridicoulus, I like your coding style and I am glad your virii are not so much malicious - that is a thing that makes me happy to see. My props go out to you."
I am not sticking up for her, or championing her cause. I wish she'd put her skills to better use and hope she doesn't have to do time. I am confused, in that her identity has been known for a long time concerning the first viruses and no action was taken against her, so, why now? The Register article said the Belgian police claimed she was going to put more code on her site. The grande pregunta is, who tipped them off to this? Again, only one name comes to mind. I've said enough.
"hopefully this doesnt screw up your life too bad. you'd figure theyd be more worried about people who are actually doing something bad... ie.. selling drugs, guns, bibles."
--Guest book entry
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